when you accidentally type 1979 instead of 1989
For me it’s always 1889 hahahaha
1998 more like
Me: okay looks like I should probably sleep now because no more new-
Taylor: Surprise, bitch
I’m gonna be that really annoying mum that plays Taylor Swift’s music in the car on the ride to school and is all like
‘listen to the lyrics very carefully in this one ’
'oh I love this one'
'guys hand me a tissue, this one is so sad'
'Disssstaance timmmingggg breaking down fighting! *crying whaling noises*'
And they’re all gonna be like mum, turn on KissFM…
Which will be playing songs like
‘Swag swag swag swag holla holla holla’
OKAY BUT WHERE DID Y’ALL GET GOOD GIRL FIG FROM I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD GIRL THING WHICH AT LEAST MAKES SOME SENSE
"you neck was hanging from my neck"
"i’m a barbie on the boardwalk"
"come back come back come back to me eli"
and welcoming our newest member
"good girl fig"
"theres only one place to get more taylor" um target did you forget about my blog?
me when im at school: [taylor swift voice] TAKE ME HOOOME